Official Bottled Talent TM Website

Welcome to the Official BottledTalent™ Website
Bottled Talent™ is part of the Stop Network™

Are you tired of drawing Stick Figures?

Are you tired of Losing football games?

Do you constantly Crack the high notes at a solo recital?

Is the amount of bricks you can break with your fist less than the amount of times O. J. Simpson has pleaded guilty?

…Then BottledTalent™ is for you!

Bottled Talent™ is an All-Natural (semi-toxic) substance in liquid form. It combines secret ingredients found by independent research institutions. Upon ingestion of the desired flavor, it grants the talent specified for a grand total of seven days.

Current Flavors of BottledTalent™:: Picasso Punch™: An exquisite blend grants you knowledge and mastery in all areas of art. Create masterpieces in all genres and styles rendered in any medium. A must for all art students!; Symphonic Soda™: This rare blend allows for the ultimate knowledge of all musical talents, including instrumental, vocal, composition, and/or conducting. For all your musical needs!; Bruce Juice™: A special concoction of Strontium Ions gives the gift of martial arts training rivaled only by the martial arts champions of the world. It allows for the supreme knowledge of martial disciplines (Karate, Kung-fu, Aikido, Judo, Tae-kwon-do, Hapkido, Kendo, Kempo, Taibo), self-discipline, and fighting skills. You will never lose another fight!; Talent-Ade™: This tasteful compound grants knowledge and competitive spirit in all sporting events. It also enhances agility, dexterity, endurance, strength, fitness, vitality, and focus. Become an instant Olymipic Gold Medalist!; “Drama”mine™: Different combinations of arousing extracts presents a critically acclaimed performance full of feeling and realistic emotion. The other guy and Ebbert give it two thumbs up. Recommended for compulsive liers. Recieve standing ovations for your performance.

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Store in a cool, dry place. No preservatives, artificial flavors or colors. No added salt, wheat, yeast, or diary products.
Results may vary with the individual.
If you are pregnant or nursing, consult a physician before using this product due to the fact that the child could develop immunity to Bottled Talent™.
Do not use along with the ingestion of alcohol, illegal drugs, and/or prescription drugs.
In case of accidental overdose (which is virtually impossible), contact a physician or Poison Control Center near you.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This production is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Bottled Talent reserves the right to dismiss all law suits for false advertisement...

Disclaimer:
Note: Bottled Talent is not a real product. Bottled Talent has been created by the ingenious ideas of Brian Takeuchi, Grace Paik, Natalie Takemori, Andrew Powell, and Andrew Fernandez.
We are in now way selling an actual product, nor endorsing a current one.
We simply want an "A" on our project.
We have spent more than 10 hours making this website (because Grace deleted it the first time around by accident so we had to make another one) so we should be acknowledged for our hard work and effort *hint *hint. You try to manually HTML code this page. I'd like to see you try...hahaha

Sponsored by:: EvaGoddess; Drew Inc.; Powell Products; Hyde & Associates

And special thanks to:: BT*